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Goldilocks

Goldilocks, Goldilocks, Wilt thou be mine? Thou shalt not wash dishes Nor yet feed the swine. But sit on a cushion And sew a fine seam, And sup upon strawberries, sugar and cream. I must refuse you, Kindly Sir. For … Continue reading

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Hey Diddle-Diddle

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A Shoe-Dwelling Old Woman

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, what could she do? So she went to the doctor; he asked, “Are you ill?” “No,” she replied. “I just need the Pill.”

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Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To fetch her poor doggy a bone. But when she bent down The dog came around . . . Woo! No, that’s not the version I know.

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A Very Bad Egg

Humpty Dumpty, we’ve all heard of him, Sat on a wall to tipple his gin, Fell off it backward and cracked his head. Altogether a very bad egg!

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Lavender Blue

Lavender Blue, Dilly Dilly Lavender Green When I am king, Dilly, Dilly You shall be queen. Lavender Green, Silly Billy Lavender Blue When I am queen, Silly Billy I’LL EXECUTE YOU!

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Three Baked Mice

Three baked mice Three baked mice They all┬ásnuck into the microwave They’ve all been baking since I don’t know when They’ll never run after their tails again Three baked mice.  

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